outofcontextdnd:

"So you successfully smuggled a gun into a monastery, and shot the only person in there who wasn’t a werewolf"

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

bathosphere:

 
Reblogged from The Great Goggles

ohthestuffoflegends:

that’s it that’s the entire Doctor/companion relationship

oh shit. that was his plan. that thank you is not one of a man who’s grateful his life’s been saved. that’s the one of “oh shit what am I going to do now I planned on dying” HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT WAS A SUICIDE MISSION NO

Reblogged from Leela of the Sevateem
datunofficialdisneyprincess:

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

Jesus take the wheel

Jesus is too busy with the Moses orgy

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

monochromerabbit:

blacknoonajade:

penis-hunger-games:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

this post is wild

I’m here for this. 

reblogging again cause i need this

Jesus take the wheel

Jesus is too busy with the Moses orgy

You have neutralized the pH of the ooze.
— (via outofcontextdnd)

zaschah:

Omg, his absolute look of despair when he says no XD

Reblogged from The Great Goggles

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

Reblogged from The Great Goggles
theburntsouffle:

This is Squee. He’s a friendly fellow who likes to make sure you’re alright when you scroll past those pesky, “Reblog or this monster that a rude person like me made up will kill you tonight” posts. I know he looks scary, but you should never judge a book by its cover. What’s so scary about him? He hasn’t seen the sun in a few days? He’s wearing black contacts because he loves Supernatural? His spine is a bit out of alignment? He suffers from hair loss?
Don’t be scared of Squee. Lend him some clothes and thank him for doing a wonderful job of watching out for you.

theburntsouffle:

This is Squee. He’s a friendly fellow who likes to make sure you’re alright when you scroll past those pesky, “Reblog or this monster that a rude person like me made up will kill you tonight” posts. I know he looks scary, but you should never judge a book by its cover. What’s so scary about him? He hasn’t seen the sun in a few days? He’s wearing black contacts because he loves Supernatural? His spine is a bit out of alignment? He suffers from hair loss?

Don’t be scared of Squee. Lend him some clothes and thank him for doing a wonderful job of watching out for you.

Reblogged from The Great Goggles

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

IS THIS FUCKING FAMILY GUY HOLY SHIT