that’s it that’s the entire Doctor/companion relationship
oh shit. that was his plan. that thank you is not one of a man who’s grateful his life’s been saved. that’s the one of “oh shit what am I going to do now I planned on dying” HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT WAS A SUICIDE MISSION NO
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this
Jesus take the wheel
Jesus is too busy with the Moses orgy
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
This is Squee. He’s a friendly fellow who likes to make sure you’re alright when you scroll past those pesky, “Reblog or this monster that a rude person like me made up will kill you tonight” posts. I know he looks scary, but you should never judge a book by its cover. What’s so scary about him? He hasn’t seen the sun in a few days? He’s wearing black contacts because he loves Supernatural? His spine is a bit out of alignment? He suffers from hair loss?
Don’t be scared of Squee. Lend him some clothes and thank him for doing a wonderful job of watching out for you.