i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
If your some of your goblins don’t speak in terrible cartoony gobbledygook in Common but intelligently, suavely or charming in Goblin then I fear you’re missing a trick in your Games Mastery
Gobbo in Common: Craig say you go there bad big bad go boom! Boom!
Gobbo in Goblin: Oh thank the gods you understand me. I skipped Common to fast track my chemistry masters. Enchanted to meet you but we have a dastardly plot to foil. If you can take me to the detonator I’m sure I can defuse it. It was… my design after all… *smoulders in biochemist*
Me fanning myself: is goblin Craig single?
Me, narrowed eyes: yes… but he has 5 level 20 Barbarian sisters who are very protective of him and his sweet, overly-trusting heart
*pushing Craig to the side* outta my way goblin boy, I’m about to get it
video game historians have finally discovered the long-rumored historical source for the characters of Naked Snake and The Boss. These two doomed soldiers of fortune, long believed to have been invented from whole cloth by Hideo Kojima, can clearly be seen in an earlier prototypical form in a recently rediscovered Christopher Marlowe play entitled Dido, Queen of Carthage 3: Snake Eater
